Ho, Ho, Ho, And A Bottle Of Rum letra

Santa's stressed out
As the holiday season
Draws near
He's been doing
The same job
Now going
On two thousand years
He's got pains
In his brain
And chimney scars
Ccover his buns
He hates to admit it
But Xmas
Is more work than fun

He needs a vacation
From bad decorations
And snow
Mr. Claus
Has a has escape plans
A secret
That only he knows
Beaches
And palm trees
Appear night
And day in his dreams
A break from his wife
Half-frozen in life
The elves
And that damn
Reindeer team

Ho, ho, ho
And a bottle of rum
Santa's run off
To the Caribbean
He thinks
About boat drinks
And fun in the sun
Ho, ho, ho
And a bottle of rum

Plastic creations
And crass exploitations
Aren't good
He wants to go back
To simple toys
Made out of wood
Just for the weekend
He's like
To be Peter Pan
Get out
Of his Long Johns
And dance
With a sword
In the sand

Ho, ho, ho
And a bottle of rum
Santa's off
To the Caribbean
Marimbas, calimbas
He's playing
Steel drums
Ho, ho, ho
And a bottle of rum

Ho, ho, ho
And a bottle of rum
Santa's off
To the Caribbean
A week in the tropics
And he'll be alright
Sporting a tan
As he rides
Out of sight

Merry Christmas to all
And to all good night

Jimmy Buffett - Letras

• A Frenchman For The Night
• A Love Song
• A Mile High In Denver
• A Pirate Looks At Forty
• A Sailor's Christmas
• A Salty Piece Of Land
• A Thousand Steps to Nowhere
• Ace
• African Friend
• Ain't He a Genious
• All The Ways I Want You
• Altered Boy
• Another Saturday Night
• Anything Anytime Anywhere
• Apocalypso
• Autour Du Rocher
• Baby's Gone Shoppin'
• Back Of The Bus
• Back To The Island
• Ballad Of Spider John
• Bama Breeze
• Banana Republics
• Banana Wind
• Bank Of Bad Habits
• Barefoot Children
• Barefootin'
• Barometer Soup
• Beach House On The Moon
• Bend A Little
• Beyond The End
• Big Rig
• Bigger Than The Both Of Us
• Biloxi
• Blue Guitar
• Blue Heaven Rendezvous
• Boat Drinks
• Boats To Build
• Bob Robert's Society Band
• Boomerang Love
• Brahma Fear
• Brand New Country Star
• Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On
• Bring Back The Magic
• Brown Eyed Girl
• Burn That Bridge
• Calaloo
• California Promises
• Captain America
• Carnival World
• Champagne Si’, Agua No
• Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes
• Changing Channels
• Chanson Pour Les Petits Enfants
• Cheeseburger In Paradise
• Christmas In The Caribbean
• Christmas Island
• Cinco De Mayo In Memphis
• Cliches
• Coast Of Carolina
• Coast Of Marseilles
• Coastal Confessions
• Coconut Telegraph
• Come Monday
• Come To The Moon
• Coming Around
• Conky Tonkin'
• Countin The Cows Every Day
• Cowboy In The Jungle
• Creola
• Cuban Crime Of Passion
• Cultural Infidel
• Cumberland High Dilemma
• Dallas
• Death Of An Unpopular Poet
• Death Valley Lives
• Defying Gravity
• Delaney Talks To Statues
• Desdemona's Building A Rocket Ship
• Desperation Samba (Halloween In Tijuana)
• Diamond As Big As The Ritz
• Dickhead
• Distantly In Love
• Dixie Diner
• Domicile
• Domino College
• Don Chu Know
• Don't Bug Me
• Door Number Three
• Dreamsicle
• Duke's On Sunday
• Ellis Dee
• Elvis Imitators
• Elvis Presley Blues
• England
• Escape
• Everlasting Moon
• Everybody's Got A Cousin In Miami
• Everybody's On The Phone
• Everybody's On The Run
• False Echoes
• Far Side Of The World
• Fat Person Man
• Fifteen Gears
• Fins
• First Look
• Flesh And Bon
• Floridays
• Fool Button
• Frank And Lola
• Fruitcakes
• Funeral Dance
• Funky Kingston
• Gentleman of Leisure
• God Don't Own A Car
• God's Own Drunk
• Good Flight
• Good Guys Win
• Grapefruit Juicy Fruit
• Gravity Storm
• Great Filling Station Holdup
• Great Heart
• Green Flash at Sunset
• Growing Older But Not Up
• Gypsies In The Palace
• Happily Ever After
• Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
• Havana Daydreamin'
• He Went To Paris
• Henny's Song: The Key To My Man
• Here We Are
• Hey Good Lookin
• High Cumberland Dilemma
• High Cumberland Jubilee/Comin' Down Slow
• Hippolyte's Habitat (Qui Moun' Qui
• Ho, Ho, Ho, And A Bottle Of Rum
• Holiday
• Homemade Music
• Honey Do
• Hula Girl At Heart
• I Can't Be Your Hero Today
• I Don't Know and I Don't Care
• I Have Found Me a Home
• I Heard I Was a Town
• I Love The Now
• I Used To Have Money One Time
• I Will Play For Gumbo
• I Wish Lunch Could Last Forever
• I'll Be Home For Christmas
• If I Could Just Get It On Paper
• If I had A Boat
• If It Falls Down
• If The Phone Doens't Ribg It's Me
• In The City
• In The Shelter
• Incommunicado
• Island Fever
• It's All About The Water
• It's Five O' Clock Somewhere
• It's Midnight And I'm Not Famous Yet
• It's My Job
• Jamaica Mistaica
• Jimmy Dreams
• Jingle Bells
• Jolly Mon Sing
• Just An Old Truth Teller
• Kick It In Second Wind
• King Of Somewhere Hot
• Knees Of My Heart
• L'Air De La Louisiane
• La Vie Dansante
• Lady I Can't Explain
• Lage Nom Ai
• Landfall
• Last Man Standing
• Last Mango In Paris
• Left Me With a Nail to Drive
• Let's Get Drunk And Screw
• License to Chill
• Life Is Just A Tire Swing
• Lip Service
• Little Miss Magic
• Livin' It Up
• Livingston Saturday Night ( In Album Son Of A Son Of A Sailor)
• Livingstons Gone to Texas
• Lone Palm
• Love And Luck
• Love In Decline
• Love In The Library
• Lovely Cruise
• Lovely Day
• Lucky Star
• Mademoiselle Voulez-Vous Danser
• Makin' Music For Money
• Manana
• Margaritavile
• Math Suks
• Meet Me In Memphis
• Mele Kalikimaka
• Mental Floss
• Mermaid In The Night
• Merry Christmas, Alabama (Never Far From Home)
• Mexico
• Middle Of The Night
• Migration
• Miss You So Badly
• Money Back Guarantee
• Morris' Nightmare
• Mr. Spaceman
• My Barracuda
• My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, & I Don't Love Jesus
• My Lovely Lady
• Nautical Wheelers
• No Plane On Sunday
• Nothing But A Breeze
• Off To See The Lizard
• On A Slow Boat To China
• One Particular Harbour
• Only Time Will Tell
• Overkill
• Oysters And Pearls
• Pacing The Cage
• Peanut Butter Conspiracy
• Pencil Thin Moustache
• Permanent Reminder Of A Temporary Feeling
• Perrier Blues
• Piece Of Work
• Pina Coladas
• Pirate Looks At Forty
• Playing the Loser Again
• Please Bypass This Heart
• Pre-You
• Presents To Send You
• Public Relations
• Quietly Making Noise
• Ragtop Day
• Railroad Lady
• Rancho Deluxe End Title
• Reggabilly Hill
• Reggae Accident
• Remittance Man
• Richard Frost
• Ringling, Ringling
• Rockefeller Square
• Run, Rudolph, Run
• Sail on Sailor
• Savannah Fare You Well
• Saxophones
• Scarlet Begonias
• Schoolboy Heart
• Sea Of Heartbreak
• Semi-True Stories
• Sending The Old Man Home
• She's Going Out Of My Mind
• Sheila Says
• Shes Going Out Of My Mind
• Silver Wings
• Simply Complicated
• Six String Music
• Smart Woman
• Someday I Will
• Someone I Used to Love
• Something So Feminine About A Mandolin
• Somewhere Over China
• Southern Cross
• Souvenirs
• Spending Money
• Stars Fell On Alabama
• Stars On The Water
• Steamer
• Stories We Could Tell
• Stranded On A Sandbar
• Strange Bird
• Sunny Afternoon
• Survive
• Take Another Road
• Take It Back
• Tampico Trauma
• That's My Story And I'm Stickin' To It
• That's What Living Is To Me
• The Asshole Song
• The Ballad Of Skip Wiley
• The Captain And The Kid
• The Christian
• The City
• The Good Fight
• The Great Filling Station Holdup
• The Hang Out Gang
• The Last Line
• The Missionary
• The Natives Are Restless Tonight
• The Night I Painted The Sky
• The Party At The End Of The World
• The Pascagoula Run
• The Perfect Partner
• The Tiki Bar Is Open
• The Weather Is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful
• The Wino And I Know
• There's Nothing Soft About Hard Times
• They Don't Dance Like Carmen No More
• This Hotel Room
• Time To Go Home
• Tin Cup Chalice
• Today's Message
• Tonight I Just Need My Guitar
• Travelin' Clean
• Treat Her Like A Lady
• Treetop Flyer
• Trip Around The Sun
• Trouble On The Horizon
• Truckstop Salvation
• Trying To Reason With Hurricane Season
• Turnabout
• Turning Around
• Twelve Volt Man
• Uncle John's Band
• Up On The Hill
• Up On The Housetop
• USS Zydecoldsmobile
• Vampires, Mummies, And The Holy Ghost
• Volcano
• Waiting For The Next Explosion
• We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About
• Weather With You
• Werewolves of London
• West Nashville Grand Ballroom Gown
• What If The Hokey-Pokey Is All It Really Is About?
• Wheel Inside The Wheel
• When Salome Plays The Drums
• When The Coast's Clear
• When The Wild Life Betrays Me
• Where's The Party
• Who Are We Trying To Fool?
• Who's The Blonde Stranger?
• Whoop de Doo
• Why Don't We Get Drunk
• Why The Things We Do
• Why You Wanna Hurt My Heart
• Window On The World
• Woman Goin' Crazy On Caroline Street
• Wonder Why We Ever Go Home
• Wondering Where The Lions Are
• You Call It Joggin'
• You'll Never Work In This Bussines Again